Blown Glass Purple Vase

Purple, mwahaha. I don't know why purple warrants an evil laugh, but sometimes you just have to let it out. The evil, I mean. If you don't, it tends to boil up inside you and then one day you're standing on top of a Walmart throwing buckets of mackerel down on the shoppers below. Do you want that? No. No one does. Oh yes, also I made a vase! You should look at it.