Death of a SnowmanAct 5SnowGrammyThe Final Curtain by riskybeads

For Frigdette Snowman, life had been all about her snowbabies and her gran-snowbabies, and now the only one left to keep cold was little Chip. But Frigdette had been through warmer times, so she plowed ahead, rolling all the way to the nation's capitol to make a personal plea to President Snowbama for Federal Ice-istance. President Snowbama's compassion was snow-verwhelming. Frigdette was immediately approved in exchange for being a permanent snowperson at the White House two months out of every year.
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<br />As a result of his SnowGrammy's love and dedication, Chip got a full scholarship to SnOhio State, and every December when he's cramming for finals, he keeps the news on hoping to get a glance of his grammy standing proud behind a reporter with frostbite.